IN THE BOX

Do you have an ism, ma’am?
Nope.
Or gender?
Nah.
Ethnicity?
Not on your life…
Sorry sir, tick in the boxes only - ma’am.
?
Ethnicity?
N/A
Ethnic Origin, then?
Cleansed.
Religion?
NOB.
Marital status?
No.
Which box? Married, divorced, virgin….
None.
Occupation?
Be-ing.
Pardon?
BE-ING. Full-time.
Um. Nationality, then?
Unfortunate.
Blood type?
Z.
Other?
Nufink.

Go home! (For sanity's sake…)
Don’t have one.
Well, shop doorway, then.
OK.