Dear me! 

 
 
My dears, it must be tough
finding yourselves in genteel seclusion
with gracious vistas and  leisures;
wide windows without bars.
.
What to DO, but turn up the volume
 - recapturing  the deafening pulse
of uterine innocence of ago:
and throw cans and plastic about.
 
No-where to hang out
as your more settled, suburban mates
seem content to shamble around,
 builder bums sadly flabby
 on the ends of their Staffy leads.